I adore you.
No, I’m just messing with you, but I do. I really do.
You are, most probably, the funniest person I know and you have definitely taught me how important it is to be able to laugh at yourself and how much more fun life is when you laugh your way through it. Any afternoon spent with you is an ab workout. Everyone needs a friend like Byng!! (They can’t actually have you though because you’re mine and I don’t like to share too much)
One of the most genuine, kind hearted people I know. I’m so glad you’re my friend. So supportive and so easy to get along with. I do not know anyone that has a bad word to say about you. We all know I’m a bit like marmite – people either love me or hate me, but you, you’re like chocolate. EVERYONE LOVES YOU.
Always up for an adventure, be it to Norfolk or LA. Some of my favourite memories over the last decade are with you and because of you.
Shout out to that time walking down Venice Beach –
“You in the black! The sun is not your friend”
What a dick.
Thanks for sticking around.
I can’t wait to see what the next 10 years look like.
Love you, peanut cup